Full Coverage Envelopes

I happened across a really snazzy envelope tucked between a water bill and a copy of the January 4H Bulletin. It was covered in geometric patterns and flecks of color arranged like a flock of birds moving across a rainbowed sky. The stuff inside was for mail order crackers. Some sort of cracker of the month kind of thing, but not every month and sometimes twice. Is that bimonthly? I get that mixed up a lot. Do I need crackers twice a month or every other month? They stay good for a long time if you keep the bag closed. I hate a soggy cracker, all soft and crumbly. Limp and void of promise. Great way to kill a party. “I’m never going to that guy's house again.” That’s what she’ll say.